Progress

I'm finally making some, I think, regarding so many things.
I started off on Sunday, making a list of five things I seriously needed to do within the next five months. They're pretty private, and if I can keep them up for the next six months, then I'll be more than happy to mention them.

I made a huge step backwards on one of them yesterday, but I have promptly fixed it, leaving me with a bigger one forward than I had going back.

Amazing things in my life right now:

1. Shakira music videos
2. Bollywood dancing on So You Think You Can Dance
3. Being almost caught up to June in my lab notebook
4. Having a fresh kiwi, fresh peaches, frozen raspberries, and steamed broccoli (not at the same time) tonight
5. I GET PAID FRIDAY like $600. That's a lot for me.

Not so amazing things in my life

1. Having vegetable products stuck in my teeth
2. My French midterm is posted tomorrow online
3. I seriously need to get cracking on my grad school shit.
4. I still have a month before the end of my undergrad starts rolling
5. My hips don't lie---they're jsut nasty lumps of bone. Damn, what I'd give to shimmy like Shakira can. Dood, I would be the king of Latin dancing then.

Things I really want to do in my life right now:

1. Duh, Latin dancing. Dancing out all kinds of pent up sexual energy is just like ARHGH. It's hot.
2. To meet Dawn French. Pretty much one of the most amazing people comically on earth.
3. To get the language wheels rolling.
4. To know what the hell is wrong with my body (today's been my best day by far in the last month though, so maybe it's going away).
5. To be able to get more work done on my memoirs. I've got 10 pages written so far, and I'm up to like 6 or 7 years old. My style tends to be borrowed from Maxine Hong-Kingston mixed with a little bit of this one author I read at Regis (but totally forgot her name. Anne something).